First of all, thank you for visiting my blog!
After much deliberation I have decided that I cannot possibly do worse for the Town of Stratford than an of the other options out there. As such, I am throwing my perverbial “hat” into the ring for the 2009 election!
Unfortunately I am a bit shy, so you won’t be much of me on the campaign trail… but I wouldn’t mind settling in for a long nap in the palatial Mayor’s Office in Town Hall.
Oh well, that’s it for now… feel free to drop a line and ask any questions you might have!
Meow ‘09!
Rocki
February 27, 2008 at 8:22 pm |
What has this world come to? A cat for mayor?
I for one will not tolerate a feline in a position that should be held by a canine. A cat would be just another scratch against the voters. We need a candidate that will sink its teeth into the position. not just paw with it.
February 27, 2008 at 9:04 pm |
Ahh… how quickly the hatred begins!
Jez… or should I say Miss Bel… just like every other candidate this current election cycle I am running on a platform of CHANGE!
Also like the current candidates I will not be saying what that change is… I’m just going to keep saying CHANGE until you’re a brainwashed fool too!
So remember… the law of the 2009 election season..
If CHANGE = good, and Rocki = CHANGE, then Rocki MUST = Good!
February 27, 2008 at 9:08 pm |
Rocki,
I don’t think they are referring to litter boxes when they say “change”.
I for one think there is already something fishy in town hall. Is that what is attracting you?
Do we really need another pussy politician?
February 27, 2008 at 9:37 pm |
Tisk, tisk, tisk! Smear campaigns will get you nowhere… please try to stay on subject here… my time is too valuable to waste on silly jokes like this!
And above all, please remember that…
If CHANGE = good, and Rocki = CHANGE, then Rocki MUST = Good!
February 27, 2008 at 9:44 pm |
No need to be catty, Rocki. I don’t mean to get your fur flying.
Will you be appointing Officer McGruff as your Chief of Police?
February 27, 2008 at 9:53 pm |
Geesh… don’t you know this town works???
My brother will be the police chief!!!
February 27, 2008 at 10:01 pm |
I sense a serious discrimination against canines here. Maybe you should require your staff to attend sensitivity training. Of course, as mayor, you would be exempt.
February 27, 2008 at 10:38 pm |
Miss bel…
Why must you focus on such trivial physical characteristics? Do you see anyone making fun of barack Obama’s Dumbo-like ears? How about HRClinton’s Cankles? Of course not!!!
So please (unless of course your a Costello-ite) let’s try to stick to the issues!?!?!?
February 28, 2008 at 11:53 am |
Rocki,
You must admit that being the first non-human candidate (oh wait a minute, let me rephrase).
You must admit that being the first admitted non-human candidate, some questions will arise about your scratch pole..err…I mean platform.
For example, have you ever paid property tax or are you considered property to be taxed?
Will your kittens attend Stratford schools?
What is your position on the animal shelter for your friends?
February 28, 2008 at 9:40 pm |
I have very firm stances on the issues to which you have addressed. I would like to challenge my “competitors” to a debate where all of our issues can be declared in a public forum!
PS… please read the Charter… no where in it does it say that the mayor must be human! Since Mayor Miron was against Charter Revision… then he certainly should NOT be against those who work with the confines of the current version… lord knows he has already jumped through enough loopholes of it himself!